please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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