I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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