They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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