yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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