Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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