Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just want nice things and good sex
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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