He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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