You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
You were trust falling into bushes
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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