Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
porn star boner night. come get it.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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