Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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