Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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