normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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