i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
no you cant smoke seaweed
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter