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(415): View more from California

I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.

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(812): View more from Indiana

My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.

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(713): View more from Texas

His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.

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(519): View more from Ontario

There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'

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(210): View more from Texas

I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK

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