I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?