I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
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Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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