I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
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Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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