your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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