And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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