one two three fourrrrnication!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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