I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
so let's talk penis.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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