why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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