You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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