i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
he puts the penis in happiness.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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