i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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