Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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