I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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