Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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