so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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