i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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