This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs