Since when is my name a synonym for head?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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