oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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