I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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