Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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