But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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