It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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