so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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