Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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