I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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