we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I need to sanitize my soul.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize
