Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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