Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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