u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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