There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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