My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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