i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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