My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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