it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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