Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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