Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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