I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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