nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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