what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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