C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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