I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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